Once upon a time there was a Princess who when she woke up, didn't want any breakfast at all. She wanted to get herself to the ball straight away! As soon as she got there she darted towards Prince Charming and danced for 15 minutes until the bell in the Canterbury Cathedral rang out. DING. DING. DING. She had to go! She raced out of the ballroom down the stairs and out of the grand entrance only to fall flat on her face from tripping over her own left foot. And when she woke up she had this enormous desire to get to Mars! So she hopped in her private spaceship (of course she had one, she's a princess!) and raced to Mars.
When she got there she scouted around for any Martians calling out and looking a far as she could. From nowhere, a little alien popped out from behind her...and another one from beside and then another one from under her feet until she was surrounded by at least 22 of them! She invited them to play a game of football as an ice breaker and they agreed until she realised they had no feet! No! No! No! They were similar to slugs and slimed everywhere instead of walking. So she suggested they play handball, a little different from football but all the same a very good game. Everything was going well, her team were winning when the ground beneath them started to shake and a volcano began to erupt right underneath their very feet...well the princess' feet at least! Lava was everywhere! Everyone was rushing for safety, trying to escape the fiery lava but they soon realised that it wasn't like any lava found on Earth in our volcanoes. No! It was hot chocolate flowing everywhere! The Princess didn't want her dress to get all sticky with chocolate so she ran as fast as she could but tripped over again! But this time she didn't trip over her own foot but over a bundle of giant lolly pops! The aliens had a quick idea, huddled round the princess and used the giant lolly pops to build a boat for them to sail over the hot chocolate and avoid drowning! They had to wait a few hours but helped themselves to lots of mugs of hot chocolate until it all dried away. They didn't need the boat any more so they ate it! They had a chocolate covered lolly pop feast! They ate so much that they ballooned out and started to float off the ground and up and up and up they went floating into space big fat bubbles of themselves. It started to rain cheesburgers and even then they kept on eating, thrusting their necks and desperately trying to catch the cheeseburgers in their mouths. They were there for hours! Until Pop! Pop! And Pop! One by one everyone was popped by a giant needle it seemed. They all burst and deflated zooming back down to Mars. The needle was actually the pointy end of a space ship that had seen the floating bubbles of the Princess and the Aliens on their radar.
Slap! A piece of dried up chocolate hits the Princess right in the side of her face! One of the aliens, now back to normal size and feeling very silly had thrown the first lump of chocolate in what was going to be an epic chocolate fight! Everyone was ducking and diving, scrabbling as much bits of chocolate they could find and moulding into the most effective missiles, it was everyone for themselves and things soon got out of hand when the Princess threw a particularly hard piece of chocolate at one of the aliens and knocked him clean out! She was so distraught and worried that she had seriously hurt her new friend she started to think of anything she could do to help him! Her best idea was magic! Yes, as a Princess she had a few secret tricks up her sleeve and she knew a little healing magic that might help. So she took what chocolate she had left and covered the alien from head to ... well bottom and spoke a few incantations that changed the chocolate from brown to white and it soaked into the aliens pores and slowly disappeared ending it the little alien's eyes slowly opening. The Princess breathed a sigh of relief and the alien's first words were "Can we go to Earth? There arn't any chocolate erupting volcanoes there are they?". The Princess reassured him there wasn't and the whole group stuck out their thumbs to hitch a ride. The spaceship that popped them all before now came down and gave them a ride to Earth where they were dropped off in Northern India right by a some natural springs so everyone was able to clean off all that dried, sticky and smelly chocolate off themselves. They thought they would explore the local area and started to climb a hill, which turned into a very steep mound and soon they were climbing a mountain! On realising the time, the Princess started racing up the mountain towards the top and the aliens were trying a slightly slower pace as they slimed over rocks and peaks. The Princess was encouraging her team to keep on going and that they weren't too far from the top but she was so worried that she would be late home for dinner.
Once at the top, to their surprise and happiness they discovered a slide trailing down the other side of the mountain and she could see her house just at the very end! So one by one they jumped into the slide and raced down to the bottom. Now the aliens were very good at this, sliming down things was to their advantage and they were out the other end of the slide in no time at all. Unfortunately, just like slugs they leave a slimey path in place of their footsteps and the poor Princess was the last to go down the slide going through all the alien slime left behind. The slide had taken them all to the garden of the Princess' very own house and just as she landed her Dad just happened to call out from the back door that her dinner was going to be on the table in 5 mintues! So she bid farewell to her new alien friends and thanked them for the wonderful day that she had and welcomed them back any time for more adventures around Earth or their very own solar system! The aliens thanked the Princess in return and once again shot their thumbs for a lift from the very spaceship that dropped them off and soon were whisked away back home for their own version of dinner!